bruinthecup:

I think they should make a male version of Hooters

Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs

It shall be called Pythons

weepingangelofjotunheim:

hiddlestonhug:

oh-my-godstiel:

 #wait canada has a fandom now

CANADA

Welcome to the club, Canada

this is beautiful

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

kandell:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

bedussey:

THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP

YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD

BUT THAT ONE

FUCKING

SHIP

MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

yeah i didn’t like titanic either

i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better

ellipticbiohazard:

Well look what I found on the internet…

gaytiers:

GUYS I THINK YOURE FORGETTING SOMETHING

THIS ENTIRE MONTH

IS 4/13

THIS IS

INTERNATIONAL HOMESTUCK MONTH

super-who-avenge-mer-locked:

chocolatedavid:

THIS HAS TO STOP

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT  OMFG.

klarolijahs:

mishacage:

holycastiels:

the-doctor-of-the-bakerstreet:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr 

11 million

AND IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR WE WERE ALL MISHA

13 million

I want this to be Tumblr’s most reblogged

I’M GOING TO CRY THIS IS LIKE 4-3 MILLION MORE THAN SWEDEN’S POPULATION

WE ARE ALL MISHA

THE FUCKING NOTES I CAN’T